The title of the post is the shortest I can figure out and communicate the right meaning. I’ve always been a fan of Lucas Entertainment, despite the controversial Michael Lucas, the guys are hot with the right amount of fetish thrown in. But the upcoming release Farts goes further than I like, Lucas claiming it’s “our filthiest, kinkiest release to date, focusing on talking buttholes. Michael Lucas, along with Nick Capra, Cam Casey, Jason Crew, Danny Delta, Josef Jakobs, Micah Lawrence, Sean Phillips, Jason Sparks, and Scott Spears, plunge into the sleaziest depths of sexual depravity you can imagine” plus “gallons of piss drinking, squirtacular enemas, farts, and much, much more.”

I am pragmatic enough to know that farts and enemas exist but I don’t need it in my face and certainly don’t see it as boner-inducing. I guess I’ll pass on this one but for those interested, Farts is available 1 October 2008.